It's not my fault. They're the ones who gave me the goofballs. [movie clip]
I know sign language. [movie clip]
Tickle torture. [movie clip]
Do you like my new hair extensions? It's the hottest style at playgroup these days.
Her reign of terror over, Babyzilla takes a nap amidst the carnage she has created.
You would sleep too if you had to listen to someone trying to sing along with Stairway to Heaven the entire trip.
Divas always coordinate their outfits to match their eyes.
Nobody here but us lions!
Don't forget to save your receipt!
Rubber duckie, you're the one! You make bathtime so much fun!
Stop checking me out. You're embarrassing yourself.
Behold, the power of CHEESE!
Hallo! So nice to see you today!
oh me? I'm just hangin out.
Is she talking to me? Is she talking to me?! Then who else is she talking to? Well I'm the only one here, she must be talking to me.
You don't need to be afraid...I'm not going to eat you.
I definitely take after my daddy. I'm already taller than my mommy!
repeat after me: "madeline gets anything she wants....madeline gets anything she wants..."
Blonde beat-box baby breakdances by brown bear blanket.
Ah yes...let me look through my magic looking lens.....nope, it's still there. Left nostril. No, my left.
Okay, don't panic. I've sent Lassie to get help. We'll get you out of there......by the way, have I told you yet that you are a very cute baby?
Nooo...the baby goes out with the bathwater, not the laundry. Sheesh!
This is how you turn on the food network right?
Okay, looks to me like your drain is clogged. I'm gonna need to get some parts from my truck.
I'm gonna hold my breath until you stop taking pictures.
C'mon, pinch my cheeks, I dare ya! That's what I thought. Keep on walkin'.
These little sausages look tasty.
You can't hold me! You can only hope to contain me!
Every once in a while, I pretend I like this guy. After all, he feeds me and stuff.
Dude, it's called shaving. Look into it.
Anyone know the last verse of Hot Cross Buns?
Ooooh boy! I can't wait! Ummm...what am i waiting for again?
Yikes! I need a manicure!
Hello, my name is Madeline and I'm a cameraholic.
Whew! You guys got to get a whiff of this one!